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Grigory Oster
HARMFUL TIPS 1, 2, 3, 4
Bad advice 1
Book for naughty children and their parents
Recently, scientists have discovered that there are naughty children in the world who do everything the other way around. They are given useful advice: “Wash yourself in the morning” - they take and do not wash. They say: "Greet each other" - they immediately begin not to say hello. Scientists have come up with the idea that such children should not be given useful, but harmful advice. They will do the opposite, and it will turn out just right.
This book is for naughty children.
Lost child
Gotta remember that his
Take home as soon as
He will call his address.
We must be smarter
Say: "I live
Near the palm tree with a monkey
On the distant islands. "
Lost baby
If he’s not a fool,
Do not miss the right case
To visit different countries.
Hands Never Nowhere
Do not touch anything.
Don't get involved in anything
And don't go anywhere.
Stand aside silently,
Be humble in the corner
And stand still, not moving,
To his old age.
Who did not jump out of the window
Together with my mother’s umbrella
That dashing skydiver
Not yet considered.
Do not fly him like a bird
Over the excited crowd
Do not lie to him in the hospital
With a bandaged leg.
If the whole family swim
You went to the river
Don't bother dad with mom
Sunbathing on the beach.
Don't scream
Give adults a break.
Without pestering anyone
Try to drown.
There is no nicer occupation
Than pick your nose.
Everyone is terribly interested
What is hidden inside.
And who is disgusted to watch,
That let and does not look.
We don’t climb into his nose,
Let him not molest.
If mom caught you
For your favorite work,
For example, for drawing
In the hallway on the wallpaper
Explain to her that this is -
Your surprise for the eighth of March.
The picture is called:
"Cute mommy portrait."
Do not take someone else's if
Strangers are looking at you.
Let them close their eyes
Or come out for an hour.
And what to be afraid of!
They will not say about their own.
Let them look. Grab someone else's
And drag him to yours.
Never silly questions
Don’t ask yourself
But not even stupid
You will find the answer to them.
If stupid questions
Appeared in my head
Ask them immediately to adults.
Let their brains crack.
Visit more often
Theatrical buffet.
There are cream cakes
With bubbles of water.
Like firewood on plates
Chocolates are
And through the tube you can
Drink a milkshake.
Do not ask for tickets
To the balcony and to the ground
May they give you tickets
At the theater buffet.
Leaving the theater
Take it with you
Under a trembling heart
In the stomach, a sandwich.
Born a girl - be patient
Running boards and tremors.
And turn braids to everyone
Who does not mind to pull them.
But sometime later
Show the cookie to them
And you say: “Figures, for you
I won’t get married! ”
If you are together with friends
Have fun in the yard
And in the morning they put it on you
Your new coat
That is not worth crawling in puddles
And ride on the ground
And climb the fences
Hanging on the nails.
So as not to spoil and not dirty
Your new coat
Need to make it old.
This is done like this:
Climb right into the puddle
Ride the earth
And a little bit on the fence
Hang on the nails.
Very old
Your new coat
Now you can safely
Have fun in the yard.
You can safely crawl in puddles
And ride on the ground
And climb the fences
Hanging on the nails.
If you are down the hall
Ride a bike
And to meet you from the bathroom
Dad went out for a walk
Do not turn into the kitchen,
In the kitchen - a solid fridge.
Brake better on dad.
Dad is soft. He will forgive.
If you’ve been rallied forever,
Illuminated and lead
Don't try to dodge
From movement to triumph.
All the same, labor will raise
And inspire the feat
You are great and mighty
TIPS FOR DISAPPOINTED CHILDREN.
Recently, scientists have discovered that there are naughty children in the world who do everything the other way around. They are given useful advice: "Wash in the morning" - they take and do not wash. They say: "Greet each other" - they immediately begin not to say hello. Scientists have come up with the idea that such children should not be given useful, but harmful advice. They will do the opposite, and it will turn out just right.
Who did not jump out of the window
Together with my mother’s umbrella
That dashing skydiver
Not yet considered.
Do not fly him like a bird
Over the excited crowd
Do not lie to him in the hospital
With a bandaged leg.
If the whole family swim
You went to the river
Don't bother dad with mom
Sunbathing on the beach.
Don't scream
Give adults a break.
Without pestering anyone
Try to drown.
If a birthday friend
I invited you to my place
You leave a gift at home -
Useful for yourself.
Try to sit next to the cake.
Do not enter into conversations.
You during a conversation
You’ll eat half the amount of sweets.
Choose smaller pieces
To swallow faster.
Don't grab the salad with your hands
Scoop more with a spoon.
If they give nuts,
Rash them carefully in your pocket,
But don’t hide the jam there -
It will be difficult to take out.
Never silly questions
Don’t ask yourself
And not even stupid
You will find the answer to them.
If stupid questions
Appeared in my head
Ask them immediately to adults.
Let their brains crack.
Born a girl - be patient
Running boards and tremors.
And turn braids to everyone
Whoever pulls them away.
But sometime later
Show the cookie to them
And say: "Figures, for you
I won’t get married! "
If you are together with friends
Have fun in the yard
And in the morning they put it on you
Your new coat
That is not worth crawling in puddles
And ride on the ground
And climb the fences
Hanging on the nails.
So as not to spoil and not dirty
Your new coat
Need to make it old.
This is done like this:
Climb right into the puddle
Ride the earth
And a little bit on the fence
Hang on the nails.
Very old
Your new coat
Now you can safely
Have fun in the yard.
You can safely crawl in puddles
And ride on the ground
And climb the fences
Hanging on the nails.
If you are down the hall
Ride a bike
And to meet you from the bathroom
Dad went out for a walk
Do not turn into the kitchen,
In the kitchen there is a solid fridge.
Brake better on dad.
Dad is soft. He will forgive.
The main thing in your life
Any trifle can become.
You just have to firmly believe
What is more important is not the case.
And then it won’t hurt
You are neither cold nor hot
Choking with delight
Do nonsense.
Starting a fight with dad
Starting a fight with mom
Try to surrender to mom, -
Dad does not take prisoners.
By the way, find out from mom
Did she forget
Prisoners beat on the pope with a belt
Forbids the Red Cross.
If you are the whole world of violence
Gonna ruin
And at the same time you dream of becoming
To everyone, being nothing
Feel free to follow us
On the paved road
We are this way for you
We can even yield.
If you came to friends
Do not greet anyone.
Words: please, thank you
Do not tell anybody.
Turn away and ask questions
Don't answer anyone.
And then no one will say
About you, that you are a talker.
If something happened,
And no one is to blame
Don't go there otherwise
You will be to blame.
Hide somewhere on the sidelines.
And then go home.
And about the fact that I saw it,
Do not tell anybody.
If you didn’t buy you a cake
And in the cinema they didn’t take with them in the evening,
Need to be offended by parents,
And leave without a hat on a cold night.
But not just
Wander the streets
And in the deep dark
Forest set off.
There you will immediately have a wolf
Hungry to meet
And of course, fast
He eats you.
Then dad and mom will recognize
They scream, cry and run.
And rush to buy a cake
And to the movies with you
They will take you in the evening.
There is a sure way to please adults:
In the morning, start yelling and littering
Eavesdrop, whimper, rush around the house
Lie down and beg for gifts from everyone.
Rude, cunning, teasing and lying,
And in the evening, suddenly stop for an hour, -
And immediately, with a smile touched by stroking,
All adults will pat you on the head
And they say that you are a wonderful boy
And there is no child nicer than you.
If you came to the Christmas tree,
Demand your gift right away
Yes, look no candy
Did not heal Santa Claus.
And don't think lightly
Bring home the leftovers.
How dad and mom will ride
Half will be taken away.
If punishment awaits you
For bad behavior
For example, in the bathroom
You bathed your cat,
Not asking permission
Neither the cat nor the mother
I can offer you a way
How to escape from punishment.
Knock your head on the floor
Hit your chest with your hands
And cry, and shout: "Ah, why did I torment a cat !?
I am worthy of a terrible punishment!
My shame will only atone for death! "
In less than half a minute
Like sobbing with you
They will forgive you and, to console you,
Run for a sweet cake.
And then calmly cat
You lead the tail into the bath
After all, to snail a cat
Will never be able to.
For example, in your pocket
It turned out to be a handful of sweets,
And to meet you
Your faithful friends.
Don't be scared and don't hide
Do not rush to run away
Don't shove all the candy
Together with candy wrappers in the mouth.
Approach them calmly,
Saying no extra words
Quickly taking it out of my pocket
Give them ... a palm.
Shake their hands tightly
Say goodbye slowly
And turning around the first corner
Rush home fast.
To eat sweets at home,
Crawl under the bed
Because there, of course,
You will not meet anyone.
Take thick cherry juice
And a white mother’s cloak.
Gently pour the juice on the cloak -
Get a stain.
Now that there is no spot
On my mother’s cloak
The cloak must be tucked whole
In thick cherry juice.
Take a cherry mom's cloak
And a mug of milk.
Pour the milk neatly -
A spot will appear.
Now that there is no spot
On my mother’s cloak
The cloak must be tucked whole
In a pan with milk.
Take thick cherry juice
And a white mother’s cloak.
Lei carefully ...
If you broke a window,
Do not rush to admit.
Wait, it won’t begin
Suddenly a civil war.
The artillery will strike
Glasses will fly everywhere
And no one will scold
For a broken window.
Never wash your hands
Neck, ears and face.
This is a stupid occupation.
It does not lead to anything.
Hands get dirty again
Neck, ears and face
So why waste your energy
Time to waste.
It’s useless to cut your hair too
There is no point.
To old age by itself
Bald head.
Never allow
Put the thermometer on yourself,
And do not swallow the tablets
And do not eat powders.
Let my stomach and teeth hurt
Throat, ears, head,
Don’t drink any medicine,
And do not listen to the doctor.
The heart will stop beating
But for sure
No mustard plaster
And they won’t make an injection.
If you went to the hospital
And you don’t want to wallow there,
Wait for your ward
The most important doctor will come.
Bite him - and right away
Your treatment will end
That evening from the hospital
They will take you home.
If mom is in the store
You bought only a ball
And doesn’t want the rest,
Everything that sees is to buy,
Stand straight, heels together
Arms apart,
Open your mouth wider
And shout the letter "A"!
And when, dropping the bags,
With a cry: "Citizens! Anxiety!"
Buyers rush
With sellers at the head,
To you the director of the store
Creeps and tells mom: "Take everything for free,
Let him just shut up. "
When you mother
Leads to the dentists
Do not expect mercy from her
No vain tears.
Shut up like a captured partisan
And grit your teeth like that
So that I could not unclench them
A crowd of dentists.
If you stayed home
One without parents
I can offer you
Interesting game
Under the name "Brave Cook"
Or Brave Culinary.
The essence of the cooking game
All kinds of delicious dishes.
I suggest for a start
Here is a simple recipe:
Need Daddy's Shoes
Pour mom's perfume
And then these shoes
Lubricate with shaving cream,
And watering them with fish oil
With black mascara in half
Toss in the soup that mom
Cooked in the morning.
And cook with the lid closed
Exactly seventy minutes.
You’ll find out what
When the adults come.
To drive out of the apartment
Different flies and mosquitoes,
Gotta pull the curtain
And twist over your head.
Fly from the walls of the picture
From the windowsill - flowers.
A tumbling television
The chandelier will crash into the floor.
And, escaping from the roar,
Mosquitoes fly away
A scared flies
Flock rush south.
If you decide in the morning
To behave,
Feel free to behave yourself in the closet
And dive into the darkness.
There’s neither mom nor dad,
Only daddy's pants.
No one there will shout loudly:
"Stop! Do not dare! Do not touch!"
It will be much easier there,
Without disturbing anyone
All day decently yourself
And honestly lead.
If to dad or to mom
The adult aunt has come
And leads some important
And a serious conversation,
Need behind imperceptibly
Sneak up to her, and then
Shout out loud in your ear:
- Wait! Give up! Hands up!
And when aunt from the chair
With a fright fall
And spill on your dress
Tea, compote or jelly,
That is probably very loud
Will mom laugh
And proud of her baby
Dad will shake your hand.
Dad will take you by the shoulder
And lead somewhere.
It’s probably a very long time
Dad will praise you.
If your name is lunch,
Proudly hide under the sofa
And lie there quietly
So as not to immediately find you.
And when from under the sofa
They’ll drag by the legs,
Get out and bite
Do not give up without a fight.
If you still get
And they’ll put you at the table
Knock over the cup
Pour soup onto the floor.
Grip your mouth with your hands
Fall from the chair down.
And throw the patties up
Let them stick to the ceiling.
In a month, people will say
Regards about you:
- He looks thin and frail,
But the character is solid.
Often mom promises
Doesn't execute
But don't be upset
Offended and grumble.
If you have to perform
Mom all that she promised
I’m afraid of a living place
You will not find on the pope.
If you don’t know arithmetic,
Parents can deceive you.
They will say: “Eat, son, four spoons,” -
And slip eight and a half.
This is the reason why many
Strong, well-fed boys
Since childhood, they hate arithmetic.
If mom doesn’t immediately
Will know you
Look at whom
You look like today
And remember him
If you meet in the forest
Not even close
To approach such.
If adults are sitting at the table
And eat strawberry jam with cake
And they suggested you go to sleep
And no one stood up for you,
Say goodbye like in the yard
You found a shabby dead cat.
Yes, this cat will not save you from sleep,
But a little spoil all of their appetite.
Be polite with your friends' moms.
Hello when you come in.
Don't say angry words.
Don’t argue over trifles.
Kicking and stomping feet
It’s impossible for foreign moms,
After all, each of us has
For this its own.
If mom took you to work,
So you don’t stay alone in the apartment,
Try to act so that she
In parting, the chief said:
“I am like children
I have never seen.
You certainly can’t
Go to work.
To you, with a child like that
I have to sit at home
And hold his hands
Legs bound. ”
From mom you can smoke
Wean literally in a day,
If in the morning cigarettes
Dip in a night pot.
If grandma is tired
And sat down to rest
Loudly ring over her
A pair of pan covers.
Dozing old woman
You need to cheer up on time -
Wake up at once in the grandmother
A lot of new fresh strength.
If you are afraid at night
Stay in the dark
Take matches with you
Before you go to sleep.
Set the pillow on fire
Blanket, sheet -
And you won’t be scared:
It will become light in the room.
If in old age is deep
Will you ever die
And you will appear before God
Tell him about
How mom dragged you
Early in the morning in kindergarten ...
And you for these torments
All your sins will be forgiven.
Take your walks
Go to another area
Because if at home
You will do them
Shocked neighbors
They can take an example from you
And then in your quarter
It will be impossible to live.
If a girl a note
You send in "Russian language"
And having missed, you get
Suddenly the teacher’s forehead,
They can make you
Right in the classroom, by the blackboard,
Show everyone your way
"Chasing" through Y.
If I fell in love
Beware of unhappy love.
Why fall in love
Without fail in one?
Better fall in love with a few -
Immediately more likely
What one of them will appreciate
Your faithful heart.
If asked in the lesson,
Where's the homework
Answer that is wild
And into the dense forest gone.
Do not wear a coat and jacket,
Don’t put on socks
Run out into the cold and slush
From home light.
Walk without a hat but underpants
Always take with you
So that if you suddenly get cold, you could
You blow your nose in them.
Before you take the bus
Bandage your foot every time
And then the old woman's place
Do not have to concede.
If with dirty nails
Two weeks to walk around
That under every dirty fingernail
Creepy poison will start.
And when during the fight
Scratch the enemy
Silently he is in terrible torment
In your eyes will die.
For example, you were stripped
And they want to lather,
Wait, don't break free
Do not try to slip away.
Substitute belly and legs
Let soap to the ears.
The more soapy you become
The sooner you slip away.
More often in the evening for dinner
Eat juicy watermelons
Washing them down with effervescent
Sparkling water
And then you constantly
Well, almost every night
It will be a pleasant dream
About the babbling brook.
If dad's shirt
You decided to stroke
And a little shirt
You got burned
Possible with scissors
From an unnecessary shirt
Cook for dad
Handkerchiefs.
If I was going to throw
Something out of my head
Look at first
Near small children.
If your ears
The neighbors brought home
To show mom
Why did you throw windows at them,
Say it's all
Dropped out of their apartment
And throwing you wanted
Honestly return the loss to them.
Can a little brother
Beat the brain with a scoop
But then don't be surprised
That he won’t understand you
If in fifteen years
Or say twenty years
Kindly ask your brother
Lend you a lemon.
If your flaws
They are striking everyone
So you have not learned
To behave.
To you about your behavior
It's time to think about it.
Rush everyone's eyes
And you can’t scratch.
No, raised child
Not striking.
He behaves more modestly -
Pinch and run away.
Departing from friends
Do not forget to say goodbye ...
If they don’t forgive me,
You can shrug.
Well, think a sofa
They poured ketchup at them,
You’re not ketchup on the couch -
They poured on their plate.
Well, a little bit on the carpet
Eggplant trampled
Is the carpet really
They are dearer to man?
A jam on the wall
You didn’t draw pictures,
They are your memory
Wrote only a name.
Here are the salads from the table
You really pushed.
But it’s not from evil,
And by accident - with the elbows.
Tv break them
You certainly didn’t want
He had them so and so
Not particularly good.
And in the mirror with the ball
You never hit
With a long crack it
It was from the very beginning.
And the marks on the ceiling
You have not left anywhere
This is you boot
Threw up a little bit.
And a computer mouse
You didn’t give a kitten,
Just gave a play
Briefly and with a return.
And from the balcony the telephone
They didn’t throw at passers-by.
He fell into the street
Because it was heavy.
And nobody kicked the cake
Not going to step
You just needed to
Remove the balloon from the chandelier.
Who thought she was
So loosely attached ...
It was necessary to strengthen
So she wouldn’t fall
On firefighters when those
Suddenly they ran through the window,
To put out the hanger
Near the door in the hallway.
There is a coat hanger
You didn't set anyone on fire
Just like that, for beauty,
Candles inserted into pockets.
In the toilet with a hammer
You did not break the tank.
It was not a hammer,
A bottle with something blue.
She is very slippery
For some reason, it turned out.
That's why they have a toilet bowl and split.
And to such a touchy
And vindictive acquaintances
You yourself never
Don't go on a visit anymore.
Grigory Oster
Poems for children
The name of this poet is known to all from small to large, because he is the author of harmful advice, which more than one generation of children makes fun of.
If you stayed home
alone without parents
Need Daddy's Shoes
pour mom's perfume
Toss in the soup that mom
cooked in the morning
And cook with the lid closed
exactly 70 minutes.
What happens - you will find out
when the adults come.
It was this first of his bad advice, first published in the Kolobok magazine, and then sounded on the radio, that literally split society into two camps. Some said that children would perceive Oster’s poems as a direct guide to action, that children would begin to act more hooligan and completely stop listening to adults. Others, on the contrary, advocated a similar “pedagogy from the contrary”, saying that children are quite capable of independently seeing irony in these verses. I had to arrange a kind of survey, which showed that the children, although they enjoy listening to Oster’s poems, are not in a hurry to follow the advice given to them.
Gregory Oster treats children with respect and this is reflected in his children's poems. They are fervent, full of good humor and warmth. The characters of his children's poems are copied from his own offspring, from neighboring boys and girls. Oster perfectly understands child psychology. He leaves the children the right to understand for themselves what is good and what is bad. In his poems, he made the right bet on education from the contrary.
If the whole family swim
You went to the river
Don't bother dad with mom
Sunbathing on the shore
Don't scream -
Give adults a break.
Without pestering anyone
Try to drown.
Well, who will take this rhyme seriously? All his poems are just the same hooligan. Perhaps due to the simple, understandable language for children and characters in which they easily recognize themselves, his poems are always perceived by the children's audience with a bang. Kids quickly memorize uncomplicated lines, so if you start reading poetry by Grigory Oster to your baby, get ready for the fact that he will soon tell you by heart. By the way, Oster tried to write his poems in such a way that they were interesting to both children and adults: “I write in such a way that both of them are interesting, and the book turns out like a layer cake - in it some places are interesting for children and others for adults. Sometimes children and adults laugh in completely different places, look at each other in surprise and do not understand what a creature of a different age laughs at. ”
The name of Gregory Oster is on a par with such well-known children's poets as Uspensky, Marshak. His "Bad Advice" has been reprinted in huge numbers of times. Many of his books have already become real classics. Oster himself admits that he writes for children who are gradually becoming adults. They grow up on his books too.
HARMFUL TIPS
Book for naughty children and their parents
FOR REASONABLE CHILDREN READING IS FORBIDDEN!
Recently, scientists have discovered that there are naughty children in the world who do everything the other way around. They are given useful advice: “Wash yourself in the morning” - they take and do not wash. They say: "Greet each other" - they immediately begin not to say hello. Scientists have come up with the idea that such children should not be given useful, but harmful advice. They will do the opposite, and it will turn out just right.
THIS BOOK FOR UNLAWFUL CHILDREN
Lost child
Gotta remember that his
Take home as soon as
He will call his address.
We must be smarter
Say: "I live
Near the palm tree with a monkey
On the distant islands. "
Lost baby
If he’s not a fool,
Do not miss the right case
To visit different countries.
* * *
Hands Never Nowhere
Do not touch anything.
Don't get involved in anything
And don't go anywhere.
Stand aside silently,
Be humble in the corner
And stand still, not moving,
To his old age.
* * *
Who did not jump out of the window
Together with my mother’s umbrella
That dashing skydiver
Not yet considered.
Do not fly him like a bird
Over the excited crowd
Do not lie to him in the hospital
With a bandaged leg.
* * *
If the whole family swim
You went to the river
Don't bother dad with mom
Sunbathing on the beach.
Don't scream
Give adults a break.
Not bothering anyone
Try to drown.
* * *
There is no nicer occupation
What to dig into the nose.
Everyone is terribly interested
What is hidden inside.
And who is disgusted to watch,
That let and does not look.
We don’t climb into his nose,
Let him not bother.
* * *
If mom caught you
For your favorite work,
For example, for drawing
In the hallway on the wallpaper
Explain to her that this is -
Your surprise for the eighth of March.
The picture is called:
"Cute mommy portrait."
* * *
Do not take someone else's if
Strangers are looking at you.
Let them close their eyes
Or come out for an hour.
And what to be afraid of!
They will not say about their own.
Let them look.
Grab someone else's
And drag him to yours.
* * *
Never silly questions
Don’t ask yourself
And not even stupid
You will find the answer to them.
If stupid questions
Appeared in my head
Ask them immediately to adults.
Let their brains crack.
* * *
Visit more often
Theatrical buffet.
There are cream cakes
With bubbles of water.
Like firewood on plates
Chocolates are
And through the tube you can
Drink a milkshake.
Do not ask for tickets
To the balcony and to the ground
May they give you tickets
At the theater buffet.
Leaving the theater
Take it with you
Under a trembling heart
In the stomach a sandwich.
* * *
Born a girl - be patient
Running boards and tremors.
And turn braids to everyone
Whoever pulls them away.
But sometime later
Show the cookie to them
And say: "Figures, for you
I won’t get married! "
* * *
If you are together with friends
Have fun in the yard
And in the morning they put it on you
Your new coat
That is not worth crawling in puddles
And ride on the ground
And climb the fences
Hanging on the nails.
So as not to spoil and not dirty
Your new coat
Need to make it old.
This is done like this:
Climb right into the puddle
Ride the earth
And a little bit on the fence
Hang on the nails.
Very old
Your new coat
Now you can safely
Have fun in the yard.
You can safely crawl in puddles
And ride on the ground
And climb the fences
Hanging on the nails.
* * *
If you are down the hall
Ride a bike
And to meet you from the bathroom
Dad went out for a walk
Do not turn into the kitchen,
In the kitchen there is a solid fridge.
Brake better on dad.
Dad is soft.
He will forgive.
* * *
If you’ve been rallied forever,
Illuminated and lead
Don't try to dodge
From movement to triumph.
Still raise labor
And inspire the feat
You are great and mighty
And our reliable stronghold.
* * *
The main thing in your life
Any trifle can become.
You just have to firmly believe
What is more important is not the case.
And then it won’t hurt
You are neither cold nor hot
Choking with delight
Do nonsense.
* * *
Beat the frogs with sticks.
It is very interesting.
Take your wings to the flies
Let them run on foot.
Train daily
And a happy day will come -
You to some kingdom
They will accept the main executioner.
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Girls must never
Nowhere to notice.
And do not give them a pass
Nowhere and never.
They need to substitute the legs,
Scare around the corner
So that they immediately understood:
You don’t care about them.
I met a girl - quickly to her
Show the language.
Let her not think
That you are in love with her.
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Starting a fight with dad
Starting a fight with mom
Try to surrender to mom, -
Dad does not take prisoners.
By the way, find out from mom
Did she forget
Prisoners beat on the pope with a belt
Forbids the Red Cross.
* * *
If you are the whole world of violence
Gonna ruin
And at the same time you dream of becoming
To everyone, being nothing
Feel free to follow us
On the paved road
We are this way for you
We can even yield.
* * *
Don't settle for anything
With no one and never
And who agrees with you, those
Cowardly call.
For this, you will all begin
To love and respect.
And everywhere will be with you
Full of friends.
* * *
If there are cockroaches in the kitchen
Marching on the table
And arrange the mouse
There’s a training battle on the floor
So you have to go for a while
Stop the fight for peace
And give up all your strength
To the fight for cleanliness.
* * *
If you are going to a friend
Tell your trouble
Take a friend’s button
It is useless to run away
And as a keepsake
This button is a friend.
Better give him a bandwagon,
Throw on the floor, sit on top
And then in detail
Tell your trouble.
* * *
If you came to friends
Do not greet anyone.
Words: please, thank you
Do not tell anybody.
Turn away and ask questions
Don't answer anyone.
And then no one will say
About you, that you are a talker.
* * *
If something happened
And no one is to blame
Don't go there otherwise
You will be to blame.
Hide somewhere on the sidelines.
And then go home.
And about the fact that I saw it,
Do not tell anybody.
* * *
If you didn’t buy you a cake
And in the cinema they didn’t take with them in the evening,
Need to be offended by parents,
And leave without a hat on a cold night.
But not just
Wander the streets
And in the deep dark
Forest set off.
There you will immediately have a wolf
Hungry meet
And of course, fast
He eats you.
Then dad and mom will recognize
They scream, cry and run.
And rush to buy a cake
And in the movies with you
They will take you in the evening.
* * *
Look what's going on
In every house at night.
Turning to the wall with his nose,
Silently adults are lying.
They move their lips
In hopeless darkness And eyes closed
Heel pulled in a dream.
Don't settle for anything
Go to bed at night.
Don't let anyone
Put you to bed.
Do you really want
His childhood
Spend under the covers
On a pillow, without pants?
* * *
There is a sure remedy
Like adults:
Start in the morning
Scream and litter
Eavesdrop, whimper
Worn around the house
To lie down and beg
Gifts for everyone.
Rude, trick,
Tease and lie
And by the evening suddenly
Stop for an hour, -
And right away, with a smile
Touched stroking
All adults of you
Pat on the head
And they say that you
Wonderful boy
And no baby
More pleasant than you.
* * *
If you came to the Christmas tree,
Demand your gift right away
Yes, look no candy
Did not heal Santa Claus.
And don't think lightly
Bring home the leftovers.
How dad and mom will ride
Half will be taken away.
* * *
If punishment awaits you
For bad behavior
For example, in the bathroom
You bathed your cat,
Not asking permission
Neither the cat nor the mother
I can offer you a way
How to escape from punishment.
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Than pick your nose.
Everyone is terribly interested
What is hidden inside.
And who is disgusted to watch,
That let and does not look.
We don’t climb into his nose,
Let him not molest.
If mom caught you
For your favorite work,
For example, for drawing
In the hallway on the wallpaper
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The picture is called:
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Running boards and tremors.
And turn braids to everyone
Who does not mind to pull them.
But sometime later
Show the cookie to them
And say: "Figures, for you
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If you are together with friends
Have fun in the yard
And in the morning they put it on you
Your new coat
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And ride on the ground
And climb the fences
Hanging on the nails.
So as not to spoil and not dirty
Your new coat
Need to make it old.
This is done like this:
Climb right into the puddle
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And a little bit on the fence
Hang on the nails.
Very old
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Hanging on the nails.
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Starting a fight with dad
Starting a fight with mom
Try to surrender to mom, -
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By the way, find out from mom
Did she forget
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Forbids the Red Cross.
If you didn’t buy you a cake
And in the cinema they didn’t take with them in the evening,
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And leave without a hat on a cold night.
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In the morning, start yelling and littering
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Lie down and beg for gifts from everyone.
Rude, cunning, teasing and lying,
And in the evening, suddenly stop for an hour, -
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All adults will pat you on the head
And they say that you are a wonderful boy
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Yes, look no candy
Did not heal Santa Claus.
And don't think lightly
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Half will be taken away.
If you broke a window,
Do not rush to admit.
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Suddenly a civil war.The artillery will strike
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And no one will scold
For a broken window.
Never allow
Put the thermometer on yourself,
And do not swallow the tablets
And do not eat powders.
Let my stomach and teeth hurt
Throat, ears, head,
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And do not listen to the doctor.
The heart will stop beating
But for sure
No mustard plaster
And they won’t make an injection.
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